The Woman of Black(mail)

My own mother tried to blackmail me today. Yes, blackmail. She was annoyed cause a load of money went into my account that i owed her, and i spent some of it accidentally. easy to do online, right? so anyway, she goes and tries to take the money out of my account but it's not all there, ofc. but she took out most of it, leaving me with like a tenner, and says i owe her the rest. fair enough. so something i spent some money on (a birthday present for my closest friend) arrived today, and she now won't let me have it until i've paid off my debt. this is despite her initially saying that (and i'm quoting here) "there's no rush to get us the money". wtf? i say she's blackmailing me, and she's all offended. so here's me, while she's out, venting to Mr and Mrs No One on here and printing off a definition of blackmail. i shall inform whoever's bored enough to read this how that goes down.
toodle-pip.

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